Your mother-?

So yesterday I fell in the bus and hit my head. After that I looked up and, miraculously I found the love of my life. She was as light as a feather, as sweet as a melody, the purest of the unicorns. The love I had finally found in that bus ride was...

Perfect. I walked up to her, twiddling my thumbs nervously, as clumsy as I am. I said hi and asked for her name. She refused. We took a long walk in the park and she kissed me. As she gracefully turned around and ran to leave, she told me that she was your mom.

Your mom is the love of my life, the center of my universe. Your mom is amazing. 

Thank you for reading my shitpost.