This Song Makes Me Want To...

This song makes me want to drink 5 bottles of Strawberry Daiquiri Boone's Farm and kidnap 3 Abercrombie & Fitch mall employees and demand from FBI Negotiators 54 cans of Hot Diggity Dog Pringles, 9 cases of Nehi Peach Soda, 60 boxes of Mike and Ike's Jolly Joes Grape Flavored Candy, 108 Heath bars, a bowl of exactly two-thousand and seven M&M's with ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN ONES, a lifetime supply of Big Red cinnamon chewing gum, and a CH-47 Chinook helicopter, for their release.