The Poltergeist Plate

They say there is no such thing as “good” or “bad” art. The thinking is that art is so completely subjective that it cannot be objectively judged. 

Well, for the past week every morning I walk past the antique store this has been staring at me and I don’t know if it’s good or bad but I can objectively say it’s spooky as shit and is probably cursed and that’s why it’s in a store and not in someone home because if you buy it and put it in your house it’ll become instantly haunted and I ain’t about that life. 

So “deuces” ✌️ to the poltergeist plate.