I have no idea what I'm doing with my life

Ok so like, I always thought I would have offed myself by now, but I'm 16 and still alive and have no idea what I'm doing with my life. I have two years to decide what I want to do with the rest of my life, but here I am reading fanfiction. I'm thinking of  being like an undertaker (mortician) or a funeral director or something because dead bodies are cool y'know?