CALLING OUT ALL THOSE LOUD NARCISSISTIC KIDS AT SCHOOL!!!

"you and the new girl should become lesbian lovers": jokes on you shes actually quite fit and shes smart, wouldnt mind that at all.

*litterally just barks at me*: i have no comeback for that.

"how can you even watch heartstopper, theres gay people kissing in it its disgusting": yeah ive got a big of news about my sexuality for you xx. also just because your aunts gay and you  like her doesnt mean you arent homophobic are you dense or something??

"your mate is an absolute weirdo i hate him": Oh No ThErEs A mEtAl HeAd In ThE sChOoL hOw DaRe SoMeOnE hAvE a PeRsOnALiTy ThAt IsNt CeNtErEd ArOuNd TiK tOk. welcome to the real world, not everyone is exactly like you.

"i swear youre an NPC or something" *their friend group starts laughing and slagging me off*: your only personality trait is being a short ginger prick who thinks youre way more hard than you actually are. i guarantee i have more personality than you and your mates, i just dont go around school screaming my head off and starting fights with random people for being too quiet.

i have many more because if you followed me around february youd know im not the most loved person at school but im tired and have things to do other than complaining about kids at school taking out their own insecurities on me.