My favourite delusions

-All my friends are paid actors recieving a wage from my parents
-All my friends are only friends with me to find out about all my secrets and then spread them around
-Everyone I know is out to get me and they're only waiting for me to completely get happy so then they could ruin it
-Someone is under my window
-This message is strangely worded it must be a sign let me read the starting letter of every word as im sure it will make a word or a sentence
-Everything is a sign
-Someone is in the hallway only waiting for me to make a noise because without that its unable to find me
-Someones in the mirror
-Im the second coming of jesus
-Some day as I go about my everyday life the ground will just collapse under me and I'll fall to my death
-Everyone knows who i am and about every single thing and mistake I ever did
-My phone will buzz any second now with an emergency alert requiring me to go into safety bunkers/leave the house and run away
-Someones under my window and peeping through that little hole between the blinds and the wall
-Someone's behind me
-Someone's watching me
-I cannot be harmed
-Everyone else but me is invincible
-I am the only conscious being in this galaxy
-Everyone I know fell in love with me at first sight

-I time traveller is standing behind me, staring at me and observing what i am doing
-Invisible people are staring at me
-Every stranger I've seen only once in my life died right after they were out of my sight
-Nothing I am currently interacting with does not exist