I would like to consume candle ice.

And no, that's not a spelling error. I fully intended for the M to be there, because JUST LOOK AT THE CANDLE ICE.

Look at how fuckin' scrumdillyicious that looks. Imagine how that would feel against your teeth. It just...

I don't care that it's lake water. I want to chew it. I want to chew it so bad.. I can't even properly put it into words, I just want candle ice in my mouth. 

I just wanna like.. sit by the edge of the water and gnaw on it like one of those "Panda eating bamboo" videos. Just fucking chomp away at it.

Candle ice is something that occurs when a lake melts. It's also called "Rotten ice", which is a loose term for ice that is melting or structurally disintegrating due to being 'Honeycombed' by liquid water/air, or contaminants trapped between the initial growth of the ice crystals.

So as the ice is forming, it pushes the contaminants to the side in like hexagonal shapes as the crystal forms, and then when it later melts, those contaminated bits melt first; leaving behind the "Candle ice".

And I give absolutely NO FUCKS about how potentially gross that sounds, I want to feel candle ice against my teeth. 

I wanna like.. I wanna stuff it in my face like a squirrel with nuts.

I cannot stress this Enough.