Second Survey I Stole Today

- I just had the weekend. It nearly killed me. Let me catch my breath for a minute before we talk about the next one.

- Just this shirt hiding the big red 'S' and cape underneath.

- Beach, warm sunny beach

- Nobody I know responds very fast

- It wouldn't be a secret then, would it, Mr FBI/NSA phisherman? Anyway, you just asked me this in #2.

- My wife and I took her mother out to eat  the other night. Wheee

- If I give you my house phone number and tell you to call my house phone don't call my cell phone and then bitch that you didn't reach me 

- I'm a Cowboys fan, a Christian, and an Auburn fan. Lots of people will find a reason to get mad about any one of those 3.  And if you REALLY want to get into unpopular or debatable, we could talk politics. But I specifically avoid that here because I don't want to talk about it.

- I'm just stressed

- I'm just stressed beyond stressed

- Yes, see #10

- Just the lovely ringing in my ears at the moment

- I have always been a night person. Its in my DNA. They did research and proved it.

- See, I linked my Goodreads account to my profile and since I read several books at a time maybe if you really cared about this answer you might go check that out

- I usually warn people before I fart

- You are, little buddy!

- Well, one of them got married and I also got married, but so far we're all still mostly friends so ... no. I mean, it depends on the boyfriend/girlfriend and how controlling they were.

- Well, yes, I guess so. I started to say the people who betrayed me were never my friends, but ... life happens

- Um, I'm a dork? I don't know. Probably the dornkess. I'm the Prince of Dorkness. "I want to suck your hitpoints!"

- Um, what? I guess the fact that most of the time if I say "I love you" she says "I love you, too". You'd be surprised how important that can be. Or maybe you wouldn't be surprised. Boo! Did I surprise you?

- I really don't think I'm interesting enough to even HAVE a deepest, darkest secret. I mean, the government researched me pretty thoroughly for my job and they didn't find anything of interest, so how interesting could I be?

- Yes, I tried to open up to the Pope and he got all pissy when I told him that I'm a Cowboys fan so I stopped trusting him with my secrets after that. He's a Redskins fan, by the way, and yes, I am aware they no longer call themselves 'Redskins' but since I'm Cherokee I feel I have the right to call them that if I want to and you can't stop me.

- Yes, I have left via both the north and the south, but on separate trips, obviously. Canada is beautiful and so are all the people living there. Its like you cross from New York into Ontario and suddenly everyone gets better looking. Leaving Miami to go south into the Carribean wasn't like that, though. The people didn't get better looking. Miami has supermodels. So does Canada. Its sort of a tie between those two places as to who has more beautiful people. But I will say that the people in Puerto Rico really know how to throw a party. 

- I'm usually just happy to see a shooting star. It never occurs to me to make a wish. Did you ever wonder if the dinosaurs wished upon a shooting star? I bet they wished they had made a wish on that last one, like "I wish it would miss the Earth entirely." Speaking of that, did you know that scientists recently discovered the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah were very likely hit by a comet? 

- As a kid I liked Disney, but the company transformed into something entirely different since then and I am not a fan anymore.

- Teleporting would save me a fortune and eliminate rush hour entirely for me. Reading people's minds would mean knowing what everyone really thinks of me in real time and all of the time. I just don't think I want that.

- She would go Mike Tyson on her, but then she'd be furious with me as if it was my fault later on.

- My darkest secrets are pretty lame so I don't think they'd get enough money to do them much good. But yeah, that'd be the end of that relationship.

- Orange Crush mixed with Sierra Mist

- Either Billie or Doc 

- Yes, we have a long standing tradition of mediocrity and despair

- I work because I have to work. I do not love my job. If I won a big lottery I would quit working forever.

- I have never been to California and Texas vacations were always just about seeing relatives. I would love to get the chance to see California some time.

- Either Or. Po-tay-toe po-tah-toe

- Being a guy I find that if I wear them on my sleeve I get targeted for attack by psychopaths more than usual, but sometimes the feelings may slip out anyway, like during a great Pink Floyd guitar solo. Is it abnormal to cry during a Pink Floyd guitar solo? 

- Yeah, she married me and I tend to remind her that I love her in case she forgets. Sometimes I throw flowers at her. I mean, bring her flowers.

- I told her so and married her and buy her stuff and do the dishes and laundry and clean the litterbox and stuff and them flowers

- If it has a decent ride and decent seats I can. But I rode in a coworker's Chevy Spark once and I can tell you that ain't NO ONE ever gonna fall asleep in one of those.

- I live in the South, so we get arctic blasts from Canada that freeze the batteries in our electric cars, then Spring comes and everything turns green but it won't quit raining. Then it gets SO HOT and the humidity just makes you want to die. Then rain again as it cools off and moves into Fall/Autumn. Then it gets cold and winter is officially here, but the REAL cold doesn't hit us until the dead last part of winter, like January/February. And if it is going to snow sometimes, just for a joke, it'll wait until the first day of Spring and then nail is with a foot or more of snow. God's sense of humor.

- I do what I can

- My father is dead and never liked me, but he was the only person I could talk to about important big-picture things. My mom just can't grasp that stuff. She's very much a small-picture person 

- They usually get elected to political office and then when people suggest that the cheating helped them win they throw a fit, like "would I do that???" all Urkle and stuff

- My vocabulary tends to reach out and grab words that shock people and hurl them around the room

- Yes, I suppose so

- Yes, it was a lot like MySpace in a way

- Not sure what you mean, but maybe. I mean, I have friends that I don't tell other friends about because they'd get mad, but it isn't like I was doing something wrong

- No, I barely dance when required to do so, let alone dancing alone for no reason

- Not for a very long time

- Yes, endless fun and excitement! And the Memphis drivers are always SUPER honest with the police about what happened, too. Yep. 

- Someone like Al Capone controlling our government top to bottom

- Undoubtedly. And it probably involved farting, too.

- I'm sure I have although I can't think of when the last time that happened was. Probably elementary school during lunch.

- Depends on your definition of the dark. Lights being turned off? No, not afraid of that. Absence of light meaning that the world is getting darker and more rotten? Yes. 

- Depends on your definition of 'a lot'. I get home after work and Wife watches Wheel of Fortune. After that its sort of "what's available to stream?" Or else a DVD. Sometimes we have stuff that has to be done, so the TV is off. Sometimes we are tired and just sitting so the TV is on.

- I am not technically in school, but because of my job and I am perpetually having to study or find classes that will teach me something specific that I need right now.

- I own 6 cars. Be more specific.

- I am an average driver. I am not a passive/aggressive cunt in a Camry looking for a fight with total strangers for no good reason and I am not a hyper aggressive lunatic trying to play NASCAR in rush hour with my pickup truck pulling a trailer. I am somewhere in the middle of those two extremes. And I tend to be very aware of the psychology going on in traffic at various times when people are agitated and just generally being jerks for various reasons. I find it fascinating how things like earthquakes and temperature changes affect people's behavior in traffic and how accurately I can predict it.

- By military standards it is considered long. By anyone else's standards it is not.

- Move meaning movie? I haven't seen an actual movie in awhile. Everything on streaming seems to be part of a series. So I don't know what the last actual movie I saw was. Holy cow, it has been a long time.

- Next year

- If you gave it to me for free I might, but I am not paying that kind of money for any phone. 

- I used to, but I haven't been on one in so long that I honestly can't say anymore.

- Yes, but we don't have that kind of control over anything in this world

- Nope. Too much stress.