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Crazy emo kid at my school sent me a long angry email for calling him “emo”

So today I was messing with this kid and I sent him this as an email, pretending to be a Christian who hates emos (copy and pasted):

Dear whom it may concern:
Your recent emails are a prime example of the problem with modern emo culture. Emos always act like they're oppressed even though they're just white kids dressing up as Satanists. You guys are ruining our Christian, religious culture. I think emos are the new standard of beauty in children of the Gen Z generation. I am not like other rebellious satanist people within my generation; I am a loyal follower of Jesus Christ and I apply the scriptures in my everyday life. I always see you getting Cs (and lower) for grades. Although that is technically passing, if you surrendered to our godly savior, you would be better academically (and get all the chicks).
So my request is to abandon this unholy way of living. There is still hope for your type. My condolences and prayers to get better, both spiritually and mentally, all go to you.
Best regards,
*my full name*

I don’t think any of those things and sent it entirely as a joke. That email really made him mad and he sent this back (I had to censor all of the swears because I don’t want to risk getting banned or something)

I AM NOT RELIGIOUS OF ANY SORT. MY ONLY BELIEF IS THAT YOUR MOM.
OK 
SO
SHUT
THE
F***
UP 
ABOUT 
MY
LIFE
YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOTH (His name) AND EMO

GOTHS TRULY HATE LIFE AND WEAR BLACK BECAUSE THEY THINK THERE'S NO POINT IN LIVING, NOT TO MENTION THAT GOTHS HAVE A PERSONALITY EQUILIVENT TO A BAG OF F***ING RICE

EMOS ARE CRY BABBIE B***** WHO LIKE THE WHOLE LOOK OF GOTH BUT DON'T ACTUALLY HATE EVERYTHING
AND THAT'S WHY GOTHS HATE EMOS ACIDE FROM THE FACT THAT GOTHS HATE EVERYBODY

AND *his name fallowed by ‘s* SAY'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY THINK OF PEOPLE RIGHT TO THEIR FACE, DOESN'T HATE LIFE JUST CERTAIN PEOPLE IN IT, AND DOES WHATEVER THE F*** THEY FEEL LIKE WHEN THEY F***ING FEEL LIKE IT. THEY KNOW HOW F***ING LIFE WORKS AND THAT NOBODY GIVES A S*** ABOUT ANYONE'S F***ING FEELINGS UNLIKE F***ING EMOS AND F***ING GOTHS (for different reasons) WHO ARE F***ING PU***S WHO CAN'T TAKE A F***ING INSULT NO MATTER HOW SMALL

OH, AND I HEARD YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT F***ING SATANISTS BECAUSE ASIDE FROM SATANISM BEING A F***ING RELIGION (and/or the base of multiple cults) WERE PU*** A** F***ING EMOS AND THE WHINEY F***-BAGS WE CALL GOTHS LACK IN A MOTHER F***ING SENSE OF REALITY. SATANISTS MAKE UP FOR IT IN F***ING INSANITY AND A DISTURBING MENTAL IMAGE OF THEMSELVES AND THE F***INGWORLD AROUND THEM, THE ONLY THING THAT IS KIND OF F***ING SATANISTIC IS THAT I LIKE HARDCORE S*** BUT THATS NORMAL FOR EVERYONE WHOS NOT A PU*** (aka a passafist) BUT SATANISTS TAKE IT TO THE NEXT F***ING LEVEL WITH IT AND YOU WANA KNOW HOW I F***IN KNOW THIS I KNOW BECAUSE I F***ING KNOW THIS, AND THE S*** HE THINKS IS F***ING INSANE SO DON'T TR TO TELL ME F***ING ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU 1 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOUR F***ING TALKING ABOUT AND 2 YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE PUTS WAY TO MANY MOTHER F***ING LABLES ON THINGS SO F*** OFF AND KEEP HIPPI-A**-BULL-S*** TO YOUR MOTHER F***ING SELF BECAUSE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS F***ING STUPID NOW DAYS BECAUSE NOBODY HAS BEEN HERE TO TELL THEM FOR THE LAST 5 TO 10 F***ING YEARS 
DONT 
WANT 
TO 
F***ING
HEAR
YOUR
BULL-S***

I don’t know why he got so offended over this. Plus, I thought he’d know that I don’t actually think those things and I was just messing with him. He’s scary 



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