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so as inspiration from a tik tok I saw once, i am going to come up with the most obscene funeral plans ever<3
1.) designated cheese corner
-if you feel that you are about to cry at any point of my funeral, you will leave and go to the cheese corner.
-those who are in the cheese corner will eat cheese up until you stop crying.
-there will be dairy free cheese provided for those who cannot consume dairy products.
-vegan cheese will not be provided, if you are vegan, you are not allowed to go to my funeral.
2.) open casket
-my funeral will be open casket.
-although it is open casket, my body will not be in there, instead, my body will be cremated.
-rather than my body, there will be a Danny DeVito body pillow in place inside the casket.
3.) sprinkle my ashes
-sprinkle my ashes inside a blunt and smoke it.
-those who refuse to smoke the blunt are not invited to my funeral.
4.) funeral attire
-rather than the traditional black clothing, you will wear a Halloween costume to the funeral, preferably the last costume you wore for Halloween.
5.) the location
-my funeral will be held in the middle of the Wisconsin's Nicolet National Forest. "the supposed location of the 'slender forest'".
6.) JoJo references
-if anyone makes a JoJo reference at my funeral, you have permission to beat the ever-loving shit out of them.
enjoy my funeral
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!Kyl3!
Holy fuck that sounds like sm fun stop thats great