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funeral plans

so as inspiration from a tik tok I saw once, i am going to come up with the most obscene funeral plans ever<3


1.) designated cheese corner
        -if you feel that you are about to cry at any point of my funeral, you will leave and go to the cheese corner.
        -those who are in the cheese corner will eat cheese up until you stop crying.
        -there will be dairy free cheese provided for those who cannot consume dairy products.
        -vegan cheese will not be provided, if you are vegan, you are not allowed to go to my funeral.

2.) open casket
       -my funeral will be open casket.
       -although it is open casket, my body will not be in there, instead, my body will be cremated.
       -rather than my body, there will be a Danny DeVito body pillow in place inside the casket.

3.) sprinkle my ashes
      -sprinkle my ashes inside a blunt and smoke it.
      -those who refuse to smoke the blunt are not invited to my funeral.

4.) funeral attire
      -rather than the traditional black clothing, you will wear a Halloween costume to the funeral, preferably the last costume you wore for Halloween.

5.) the location
      -my funeral will be held in the middle of the Wisconsin's Nicolet National Forest. "the supposed location of the 'slender forest'".

6.) JoJo references
     -if anyone makes a JoJo reference at my funeral, you have permission to beat the ever-loving shit out of them.


enjoy my funeral


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Holy fuck that sounds like sm fun stop thats great


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