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you know i really want to buy you some flowers before our date, did i hear you say your favourite flowers are tulips? well may i suggest you put tulips around deez nuts
maybe we should just go out for dinner i suggest wendys maybe because i love it wendys nuts are in ur mouth
and after we go for dinner maybe we can get dessert and i know you love pudding, pudding deez nuts in ur mouth
if you don't want to get dinner thats fine maybe if youre not hungry we can watch how to train ur dragon, i love dragons, in the same way i love dragon deez nuts accross your face
while were on our date maybe we can talk about politics, specifically rushian politics, specifically specifically Putin, as in putin deez nuts in ur mouth
if you dont wanna go on a date i understand maybe you just need a vacation, pehaps to the lovely beaches of sukon beaches where you can sukon deez nuts
what do you mean youre leaving me, are you fucking leaving me for Dee i cant believe this, your leaving me for deez nuts??
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sooni<3
i hate you /j