lilat

now you might be wondering, caleb hey caleb oi caleb what is a lilat, well mate, dont fret, the big poppa is here 2 tell u

so basically yeah my brother is stupid

and for the 10 years he has been living on this godforsaken shithole of a planet

he has thought

yk the colour lilac

he thought it was called lilat

til like literally last week

and i was just thinking about it and it was a bit funny

ill tell u and that

so my mum was doing some decorating

and she was like oi look at this paint i got 4 the baffrooooooooooom

its lilac innit

and i was like

reyt, lovely n that

and my brother

little shit he is

always got to be the billy big bollocks

goes

uhhhhhh isnt it lilat

i laughed

my guy was being serious

this lad

i was like no definitely not innit

he was like proper adamant tho

i was like no lad its fucking lilac

he didnt believe me or my mum till we got google to say it

stupid fucking child

and that is my advert for abortions

not rlly bc hes jsut stupid but jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus mateeeeeeeeeeeeeee

alright

ta ra

caleb x

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