Apparently, I'm an artist

So apparently I am a cliche artist. I've been painting a lot more recently and I keep looking down to find paint splotches on my arms, or legs, or clothes. I keep getting told I have paint on my neck or face. I doodle everywhere and have too many ideas. I can't get to them all.

Last night, I found a pencil shaving in my bed. A pencil shaving in my bed. In my bed!

It stabbed me! rude.