A Request For The Management

Please turn down the gravity today.

I'm not sure if you actually did turn it up or not, doesn't matter anyway.

I would like less gravity today please. I'm very tired, I woke up tired, I feel like I've been given an Anti-Massage or like someone's beaten me lightly with sticks, or something.

I can't keep feeling this way all the time, it sucks.

I quit smoking, that was supposed to help. Nope.

I started exercising, that was supposed to help. Bupkiss.

I changed my diet, eating healthier. Zip.

So maybe, just for today, give a guy a break, whadda ya say? Don't make me beg.

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