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Normal people say: for PETE'S sake
We say: for ZALGO'S sake
Normal people say: shut up!
We say: STOP being a TOBY
normal people scream: HELP
We scream: JEFF! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!
normal people: just turn off the game when it glitches
We: tell BEN to stop messing around with the game
Normal people say: organs are gross
We say: jack! I got a kidney for you!!
Normal people say: can you please stop giving orders
We say: stop being a Slender! PLEASE!! i beg you!
Normal people: ignore this and are having a brain disconnect
Creepy-pasta fans: copy this post it on their profile and are awesome
Normal girls want to marry Princes, we want to marry killers
Normal girls play Dress up, we Cosplay.
Normal girls eat Ice .cream when depressed, we eat Cheesecake.
Normal girls wouldn't ever Go into the woods at night, we go searching for Slender man.
Normal girls freak out over a broken nail, we freak out over a broken knife.
Normal girls wear Bows, we wear Beanies.
Normal girls say weird, we say cool.
Normal girls ask why did you do that?, we say you shouldn't have done that.
Normal girls say go to hell, we say GO.TO.SLEEP.
Normal girls say Link, we say BEN Drowned.
Normal girls think Jeff is ugly, we think he is Beautiful.
Normal girls say Cannibal, we say Eyeless Jack.
Normal girls say go die in a hole, we say you've met with terrible fate.
Normal girls fan girl over band boys, we fan girl Psycho Killers.
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Five Nights at Freddy's Oath.
I promise to remember Foxy, when I'm misjudged.
I promise to remember Bonnie, when someone mistakes my gender.
I promise to remember Chica, when I am eating pizza
I promise to remember Freddy, when I want to scare the schmidt out of someone.
I promise to remember Mangle, when I fall apart.
I promise to remember Toy Freddy, when someone ignores me.
I promise to remember Toy Bonnie, when I'm in a small space.
I promise to remember Toy Chica, when I'm eating a cupcake.
I promise to remember Balloon Boy, when I'm offered a balloon.
I promise to remember Marionette , when I'm winding up a music box.
I promise to remember Golden Freddy, when I get shut out.
Put this on your profile if your a true FNAF fan
I promise to remember Foxy, when I'm misjudged.
I promise to remember Bonnie, when someone mistakes my gender.
I promise to remember Chica, when I am eating pizza
I promise to remember Freddy, when I want to scare the schmidt out of someone.
I promise to remember Mangle, when I fall apart.
I promise to remember Toy Freddy, when someone ignores me.
I promise to remember Toy Bonnie, when I'm in a small space.
I promise to remember Toy Chica, when I'm eating a cupcake.
I promise to remember Balloon Boy, when I'm offered a balloon.
I promise to remember Marionette , when I'm winding up a music box.
I promise to remember Golden Freddy, when I get shut out.
Put this on your profile if your a true FNAF fan
If you are going through a divorce
Normal people: I wish to take them to court!!! Gravity falls fans: I INVOKE GLOBNAR!!!!!!!!!!
If you are being bullied
Normal people: Leave me alone! Gravity falls fans: Dipper were are you?! I need the journal!!!!!
After you watch a horror movie
Normal people: I hope I don't have nightmares! Gravity falls fans: Bill better not mess with me!
If you ever approach gnomes
Normal people: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!! Gravity Falls fans: Where's a leaf blower when you need one?!
Normal people: Ignore this! Gravity falls fans put this on their profile! :-
Normal people: I wish to take them to court!!! Gravity falls fans: I INVOKE GLOBNAR!!!!!!!!!!
If you are being bullied
Normal people: Leave me alone! Gravity falls fans: Dipper were are you?! I need the journal!!!!!
After you watch a horror movie
Normal people: I hope I don't have nightmares! Gravity falls fans: Bill better not mess with me!
If you ever approach gnomes
Normal people: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!! Gravity Falls fans: Where's a leaf blower when you need one?!
Normal people: Ignore this! Gravity falls fans put this on their profile! :-
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