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Have you ever thought 'what have babies done to deserve rights in this society?'
if so then I'll be the first to tell you they have done NOTHING to deserve the rights they currently have.
BUT! BUT! BUT!
what if I were to tell you our incredible team of researchers have found an amazing solution to have these babies finally EARN there place in our esteemed society. We present to you:
BABY BATTLE ROYALE
after being born children will immediately be taken from there birth giver and brought to a room where they will be presented with 3 items:
-Sword
-Gun
-Mace (If the baby is French the option to switch mace with guillotine will be provided)
Once presented with every option the baby will choose a weapon and be sent to an unknown location and fight to the death with other babies (Rations will be provided)
whichever ones come back alive have proven themselves as real warriors and will be allowed their place in society, If more than one comes back alive at the age of 13 one or all of the Kids can schedule a rematch however this is not required. May the best baby win.
thoughts?
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