My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (14M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died (Blunt force Trauma), and I (14M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (14M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (illegal) into the country (United States). I (14M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a bank heist (14 Million dollars). Spacehey, AITA?
Spacehey, AITA?
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