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Survey (Stolen from Chels cause all the surveys are stolen)

1. Dog or Cat?
A: I prefer dogs, but my wife refuses to allow me to have one because she is scared of them, so we have 2 cats. She really only pays attention to one of the cats, which leaves me to pretend my cat is a dog and treat it like one, which doesn't seem to bother the cat much as long as it gets some sort of attention one way or another.

2. Netflix or YouTube?
A: Netflix. I only go to YouTube for instructional videos or music

3. Phone Call or Text?
A: If I text you, text me back. If I need to talk to you, don't make me leave a voice mail and then text me back. I had a REASON I needed to talk to you. I don't call often. If I call, answer, please.

4. Toast or Eggs?
A: I just, I don't care. I mean, buttered toast is great, but eggs are good, too. Its breakfast, usually, and I'll likely have both

5. Cardio or Weights?
A: Weights, although I haven't touched them in years now. I used to be a competitive distance runner and now I just can't stand to jog along a long, straight, boring stretch of road for long periods of time anymore. I'd rather do wind sprints or sprint up a steep hill or fartlek. Just don't ask me to run 10 miles on a flat boring road. My mind will melt with the boredom. I've run enough. 5Ks are the longest races I will do these days and even then I'm only sprinting at the end because I want it to be over.

6. Facebook or Twitter?
A: Facistbook or Twatter? No, I am on them both and every time they give me reason to leave. If only there were somewhere I could go where all of my friends are already there. One day ...

7. Ice Cream Cone or Snow Cone?
A: Ice Cream cone. A snow cone is just crappy ice with some colored syrup thrown on it. 

8. Mobile Games or Console Games?
A: XBox. I don't think I've ever played a game on my phone before and I don't really want to.

9. While walking: Music or Podcasts?
A: Music and even then only very specific music

10. iOS or Android?
A: Android, but I strongly encourage all of you to race out and buy the latest Apple iPhone because I own their stock and you can help me to retire early

11. Form or Function?
A: Function. When I was young and single I never had the money for women-impressing form. Now I just don't care.

12. Pop or Indie?
A: It just has to sound good to me at the time. I don't care what someone else classified it as. I can go from Iron Maiden to Billy Eilish in the blink of an iPod and not miss a beat.

13. Cake or Pie?
A: Cake I guess. Depends on what, you know. I mean, pound cake is cake. And fruit cake is cake. But so is German chocolate cake. But they are NOT the same. Pie is like that, too.

14. Swimming or Sunbathing?
A: Swimming a the beach in the ocean 

15. High-tech or Low-tech?
A: The lower the tech that does the job the fewer the problems and crap I have to fiddle with. Also, what defines high tech versus low tech? Is a 100 year old mechanical clock low tech? Do you know how much tech is involved in making them work? Its old school, but let's see Bill Gates make my dad's mantel clock work. Does this make sense?

16. Big Party or Small Gathering?
A: Small gathering

17. New Clothes or New Phone?
A: I bought my phone off a coworker. It wasn't new then and it sure isn't now. But I don't care. So clothes, I guess. 

18. Rich Friend or Loyal Friend?
A: Loyal friend. They are rarer than gold. A rich friend, well, if you're friends because they're rich then are YOU really a friend?

19. Football or Basketball?
A: I played basketball for years. Always hated watching because watching meant being on the bench. Was never allowed to play football, so watching is all I was ever able to do. I don't mind watching football, but now that the NFL has gone political I can't stand it. Don't throw politics into my entertainment for any reason or I am out.

20. Work Hard or Play Hard?
A: I don't ever get to play anymore. 

21. Nice Car or Nice Home Interior?
A: Nice home interior. I have driven a wide range of cars, from total hoopty to a brand new musclecar that people honked at and told me how cool it was, which was just weird. I just want to get where I'm going and be comfortable and as relaxed as possible along the way. A decent stereo is nice, but not essential. But home, home is where you live and it has to be the place you can relax or else where do you go?

22. What’s worse: Laundry or Dishes?
A: I have to do them both so ... cat litter box, that's worse

23. Jogging or Hiking?
A: Hiking. I'll hike all day long through the woods and never get bored. Jogging, I need hills or something to break up the monotony or else I lose my motivation. Most people who run hate hills, but I am motivated by them. Just don't give me flat and boring, whichever we do.

24. Bath or Shower?
A: I shower almost all of the time, but every so often I just need to soak and scrub for awhile in the tub.

25. Sneakers or Sandals?
A: Sneakers. Sandals are exclusively for the beach, thank you very much. And NO socks with the sandals, either. 

26. Glasses or Contacts?
A: No

27. Hamburger or Taco?
A: I usually eat a hamburger, but then again I rarely eat anywhere that you can choose between those two options.

28. Couch or Recliner?
A: Couch that reclines

29. Online Shopping or Shopping in a Store?
A: Online unless I just need to see it in person and really check it out

30. Receive: Email or Letter?
A: I usually do email. Not many people send me letters anymore except at Christmas


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