The white bunny - an Alice in Wonderland relecture

   I'm already annoyed by my delay, to make matters worse, Mariana appears, "What are you doing here?" I ask her, "Come home immediately and bring me a pair of gloves and a fan, QUICK!". But she was taking too long, I go to my house to look for her, I go up the stairs, furious, looking for her, "where are you?" and she replies that she's collecting potatoes and it just made me angrier, I saw something in the window and ask what was that, and she says is an arm, "An arm you idiot? did you ever see an arm this big? This is the size of the whole window!" I scream to her.

   After a big discussion with Mariana, my maid, we hear a big noise, I look at the window and see a girl identical to her. I asked who she was, her name was Alice. I didn't had time for explanations, I picked up my things and ran (with her) to the castle.

   There was my boss, The Queen of Hearts, pissed off, she asks me why am I late, and I explain to her my whole situation, she doesn't find it acceptable, and sends us to have our heads cut off.