Diasomnia Incorrect Quotes! :D

These are just ones I found funny! Characterization may be off in all some of them! 

Lilia: Everyone, synchronize your watches.

Malleus: I don’t know how to do that.

Silver: I don’t wear a watch.

Sebek: Time is a construct.

 Malleus: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

 Lilia: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself. 

 Sebek: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- 

Lilia: Twelve, actually. 

Sebek: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? 

Lilia: Yours! 

Sebek: That's right: no one's. 

 Sebek: I'm incredibly fast at math. 

Silver: Alright, what's 30x17? 

Sebek: 47 

Silver: That's not even close. 

Sebek: But it was fast. 

 Malleus: Can you please be serious for five minutes? 

Lilia: My record is four, but I think I can do it. 

 Sebek: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! 

Lilia: Mind your language! 

Sebek: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? 

Lilia: 

Sebek: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.