The met.

Okay here's my review of the met gala. Okay first I have to talk about Austin Butler that was extremely hot. Why would I lie to you? The over sized but fitted suit? He's giving sexy. Next up, Shawn. Guys, we're doing the men first. Shawn has never been cute to me, but he was giving Disney prince and I'm here for it. But the hot shot (I call the good paparazzi picture that they use to show off the outfit the hot shot) was giving civil war. Okay next up, Jimmy Fallon was giving Tonight Show. You wear a suit every day. You think its giving met because you're wearing a white tie? I'm not gonna pick that bone with all the other men who just wore a suit with a white tie because there's too many but Lin did it right bro. The high collar and the front of the third piece bro? Killed it. And Vanessa is giving very gilded ages. They killed it. I'm just gonna go out of order. Ariana Debose bro. I'm so proud of her shes giving gilded. And the matching patterns? Love. Okay but that brings me to Mrs. ELizzobeth Okay I'm sorry but it wasn't my favorite. That cape was giving. I cant be the only person wondering about the flute girly. Cute accessory but I was like what is going on. Anyway Addison Rae the Bad Bleep. Okay I love her shes gorgeous I don't wanna hear "why is she there?" but the arms are giving Cruella. Speaking of Cruella, Emma Stone is way too dainty. We want big, we want met. She's giving slip, you know what I mean? And same with Daisy or whatever her name is. Next we're going back in time to Blake and Ryan. Okay Ryan is basic i wish we would've gotten something matching with Miss Blake, but she killed it like Stephanie J. Block bro. Perf dude. Possibly best dressed. Next we're moving back up to Dove. Hot. She's the moment, she's gorgeous, but was she giving gilded? I say we can pretend because either way she killed it. Next, we're gonna talk about miss Kris. The hair? Cute and gorgeous. I'm so excited, I hope she keeps it like that. And the outfit with the color killed it. She looks so cute and shes serving gilded. Travis, of the top of my head, I don't recall anything special, but Kourtney. I'm sorry, bae, but here's my response to that. No. I'ts giving maternity, it's giving thorax, it's giving saggy. Khloe looks good, her dress looks great, but I'm bored. Okay I regret to inform, Kylie was next. She could've easily given gilded. I see navy blue, I see gold, giving The Great Gatsby, but no. Before she turned around, I thought this was an idol of some sort. Kylie. The hat? I just wanna know why. Next we have kendallina. Okay the skirt killed it and the brows i love or lack thereof, but I am not the biggest largest fan of the top. It's giving minions shirt (yall wouldnt get it) and the random jewels are serving I have at least one great grandchild. It's not my biggest hate of the night, but it could be improved upon. Now you're gonna have to wait for my review of Kim just like I had to wait for her to walk out. I was expecting Kim and Pete with the girls, or even Pete with Kim after Cudi but no. It was like dead near the end. I hope they had fun because I sure didn't. Gigi devoured. I'll say it right now. I've seen people complaining about her, but girl. I'll admit it wasn't giving the most gilded i ever saw but you have to admit she slayed. Okay major downgrade from Gigi is Jack. Listen. Him being smooth without trying is probably a major part of this opinion of mine, but he is hot. Don't interrupt me, I have some words about the look. Is it just me, or is this man always in a brown suit? Like sir, you are at the Met Gala, can you step it up for one night? And his hair didn't kill it. And we could've been like "okay hes giving everyday look but at least hes hot." No. His hot shot is giving chihuahua. Next, Sydney Sweeney. She's giving gilded, she's the drama, she is so pretty, I have nothing else to say. Moving on to Olivia. Okay Olivia's walk out ruined my night and it's not her fault whatsoever. It's because behind her in line, stood a stupid idiot named- you know what? He doesn't deserve his name to be on my blog. He did not look good. And I'll tell you right now he did not show up with miss Jasmine Cephas Jones and we all know why. His hair was giving deteriorated cotton swab. Olivia was giving fairy. She looked cool but nowhere near gilded. Okay I'm gonna bring up possibly my favorite couple look of the night. Mr. Joe Jonas and Sophie, bro. He's serving GILDED. They look like rock stars. And the belly fully on display is perf. I wish we could've seen more molded around it, because as of now shes giving nun. Okay I think we deserve Pete and Kim now, we've waited long enough. Kim was giving I'm bored ma'am. Like we just got that Marilyn Monroe dress, long black hair look that would've ate last night. Maybe still would've been boring, but in my opinion it was one of her best looks yet and she could've saved it for the met. But instead we got nude. And her hair was serving skull. Pete is hot. It doesn't matter what time of day. He isn't Jack Harlow hot where there's a chance his hot shot will be ugly or anything. Like no. He walked onto that carpet hot and he walked off hot. It was extremely boring of both of them, especially compared to what we've seen is possible. Pete has worn a dress and Kim has given shadow. But it's okay, they were so cute together. When they looked at each other that was so cute. I'm so happy for Kim. I was told by some reporters that Cara would be in a full pink suit and I was pumped. But she walked out in red. To be honest I'm glad because it looked better than pink would have. But then she just like? Got naked? She was obviously giving gilded, I mean she's painted gold. But that was shocking. Sabrina Carpenter was giving met Barbie gorgeous. Cardi killed it. It was on theme and she looked gorg. I have mixed emotions about Camila. Okay she obviously is gorg but I don't know if I like the chestical region of her dress. Like the boobs are giving crumpled Barbie clothes. I think the colors on the inside of the dress could have been happier and I don't love how she also has a thorax. Speaking of bugs lets talk about Beetleju- I mean Billie Eilish. The big nude dress with the blonde bob would've murdered last night. Her dress is giving weird Tiana cosplay, and her hair is giving Lydia Deetz. and to "pull that all together" we have the chokers, giving 2017 Billie. Nothing matched and I need her to stop touching the corset. shes trying to pass it off as sexy but it wasn't giving sexy it was giving she doesn't normally wear fitting clothes. Sarah Jessica Parker was giving amazing. We love her, shes gorgeous, I wish the headpiece would've given gilded but I could deal. I wish this shit show wasn't happening with Johnny right now because he could be SLAUGHTERING. Which brings me to Jared Leto. We love him at the met but I cant deal with the skins and hairs not matching. If I saw the clone alone I wouldn't think it was Jared, I would think Chris Evans grew his hair out. Gwen murdered but I don't know if it was giving gilded just because of my love of neon colors which makes me think its giving 2022 or at least 2000. Madelaine Petsch was giving beads, but I didn't hate it. I'm just tired of looking at her. Now that I think about it, I never saw Gaga. Looking now. WHATTTT SHE WASNT THERE?  Donatella killed it but you already knew that. Kacey looks amazing. She's giving gilded. I don't know exactly what the pattern is, but shes matching Anna so that means it's good. Alicia Keys murdered, the skyline and the tornado potato hair. ok that all i wrote and i have to close this tab so i can take a test love u bye