fell in luv 2night at the haunted house

for shits and giggles i decided i was gonna flirt with scare actors. he was one of the first to show up on the hay ride to the actual haunt. he jumped onto the trailer with some other scare actors (one had a chainsaw).

as slipknot guy walked past me i twirled my hair and asked if he was single, and he just kinda glanced down at me and proceeded to walk around the wagon/trailer to freak out other riders.

because i sat near the entrance (and only exit) of the hay ride trailer, he had to walk past me to get off of the hay ride before it started moving again, and he stopped in front of me and kinda loomed over me and i did that kinda flirty lil wave where you just wiggle your fingers and giggled.

well he leaned down closer and i was just kinda twirling my hair and giggling (in what my friends thought was an intentionally flirtatious way, but what was actually a very flustered way because ngl it was a strangely intimate moment to be having with an entirely anonymous scare actor in public). he kept leaning in closer and tilted his head and the hair-adjacent yarn on his mask brushed against my face and istg my heart stopped or something

but my dumb ass just kept gigglin and twirling my hair and after a little while of that with ppl staring at us he slowly stood back up and left

i am in love with him. i miss him. ill dream of him. slipknot man, if you see this, i was the one with the short bleached hair, in the mask with the bedazzled skull and crossbones at the fright in/near butler. ily <3

im a lesbian, but moments like this make me genuinely question it. am i a lesbian? idk. send me a message slipknot man (^_-)-☆

xoxx

Effy

other highlights of tonight

-while in part of the haunt where the strobe lights made everything weird and it was impossible to see where you were going and the ground was uneven, my friends yelled for me to wait up for them bc they wanted to catch up. while i waited, i loudly said “wow! it’d be a shame if a beautiful woman were to kill me now as i stand idly!” and a female scare actor dressed in a gothic/wednesday addams-esque outfit stepped out with a knife and in the most deadpan voice, said “stab. stab.”

-in the same spot, one of my friends yelled at me “STOP FLIRTING WITH THE SCARE ACTORS” and one of the actor yelled from the corn “NO PLEASE KEEP FLIRTING WITH US”

-when we got out of the haunt and back on the hayride, a dude dressed as jason climbed onto the back of the trailer near where a scared little kid was sitting. my friend yelled at jason for targeting the little kid and said “leave him alone! youre being a meanie!” to which i twirled my hair and waved and said “you dont have to leave ME alone, im right here.” (i was continuing to flirt if it wasnt clear skdjsk). jason looked at me, then to another of my friends next to me (a friend that was telling me to stop flirting), then he looked back to me, shook his head in what i can only assume was disappointment, facepalmed, and jumped off the trailer and disappeared into the woods. i was rejected by jason vorhees.