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Who was the last person you texted?
- Nomad, everyone else is sleepin’
When is your birthday?
- Sixteenth of April
Who do you want to be with right now?
- Let’s not get my hopes up
What sports do you play?
- Getting out of bed, gotta do sooo many sit-ups
Who is the first person in your contacts?
- someone called “AAAAAAAAAA”. They sound shocking
What is your favorite song as of the moment?
- Stalker by Badflower, low-key relatable yet gross
If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?
- A survival person. If I’m getting off of it, they’ll help.
What do you feel right now?
- I wanna run to Canada and back
What chocolate is your favorite?
- I don’t really like chocolate
How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?
- That’s an excellent question!
Are you happy?
- No! :D
If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?
- holy shit, yeah
What was the best thing you were given?
- Not life, that’s for sure
Who was the last person who called you?
- Someone I got down as “Ugh”
What is your favorite dish?
- I don’t really like food so no clue
Who is your bestfriend?
- Someone I’ve attempted to leave in a ditch several times
What is your biggest regret?
- I probably could’ve prevented a death but I refused to speak to that person again so hah…
Have you ever cheated on your partner?
- Years ago with an ex on the same girl he slept with. She didn’t question it and was like “hell yeah”
Who do you spend crazy moments with?
- Not a bloody clue
Who was the last person you hugged?
- (Shrek meme) “Good question.”
What kind of music do you listen to?
- All sorts, I always imagine my alternative self as the antagonist
Are you over your past?
- My man… I can’t even remember it.
Who is the last person in your contacts?
- “Zoop Coop”?
What kind of person do you want to date?
- I’d say smart but then they wouldn’t set foot near me if they were.
Do you have trouble sleeping at night?
- Sometimes
From whom was the last text message you received?
- Just now someone down as Buttplug
What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?
- Jeans, I honestly hate skirts and dresses. They’re so uncomfortable.
How’s your heart?
- It’s begging me to just die already
Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?
- From what I can remember, three
Do you like someone at the moment?
- No, I kinda distanced myself from that shit
What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?
- Boyfriend “what the fuck, man” and girlfriend “honk honk” as I hit her with a car.
Do you have any phobias?
- Boats and submarines. I was passed out after stepping foot on a boat that was actually on land…
Did you try to change for a person?
- Not from what I can remember
What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?
- Space.
Would you go back to your previous relationship?
- He fuckin’ wishes.
Are you in a good or bad mood?
- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Name someone you can’t live without.
- Last time I did that I said Stan Lee and like four hours later…. Poof.
Describe your dream date.
- I’ve never really thought of that.
Describe your dream wedding.
- Who the hell wants this? I ain’t dreaming that up.
How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?
- None
Have you ever been kissed?
- Yeah for some reason.
How long is your longest relationship?
- Uh, shrek meme
Do you regret your past?
- Definitely
Can you do something stupid for someone else?
- I do it every damn waking moment. If it makes ya smile sure.
Have you ever cried over someone?
- Yes.
Do you have a grudge against anyone?
- Can’t count them on my feet and hands.
Are you a crybaby?
- Nope
Do people praise you for your looks?
- The freakin’ yellow fever weirdos
Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?
- I have no clue
Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret it?
- YUP
Does anyone hate you?
- Oh definitely but it’s ok I hate myself more than them
What hair color do you prefer?
- I can’t stay one colour so no clue
If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?
- This whole ass corpse
Do you love someone at the moment?
- Nope
Can you live without internet?
- Not for long
What’s the song that reminds you of your special someone?
- I hate the song Yellow by Coldplay because of the mega bitch.
Are you good at holding back your tears?
- I think my ducts stopped working
Are you a KPOP fan?
- No, I just consider it pop?
Do you study hard?
- Sometimes
Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?
- Yeah
Did you ever have a kiss under the moonlight?
- No one would kiss me, and that's ok <- what he said
Have you ever ridden a boat?
- YEAH AND I PASSED OUT BECAUSE I WAS SCARED SHITLESS. IT WASNT EVEN IN THE WATER YET. WOKE UP WHEN IT WAS IN THE WATER AND CLOCKED OUT AGAIN.
Did you have an accident last year?
- Yeah, I’m clumsy as shit
Have you ever been jealous?
- All the time
What are you thinking right now?
- The people I’m jealous of
Do you have any memories you want to erase?
- My brain apparently did that already cause I can’t remember shit.
Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?
- Fists worked (RIP - The door, the car window, the bowls and so on)
Did you ever badmouth someone?
- Yeah but I never remember what I said.
Have you ever had an argument with someone?
- Who hasn’t?
Do you have trust issues?
- Oh hell yeah
Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?
- No
Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?
- Once
Do you believe that first true love never dies?
- I mean I’m pretty sure he’s dead so yes
Have you found your true love?
- My right hand
What should you be doing right now?
- Guitar homework
Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.
- Heh, no
Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough?
- Feel? Honey, I know I’m not
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Nomad
You are good enough though, from the moment you were born you beat all the other swimmers, and it sounds like you've overcome a lot more than that.
stealing this btw