why are floppas no bite

I would totally bite one like I already have once i ate one. Anyway, Floppas don't really bite anybody and idk what thats aboot even though they are so loud when they growl and hiss like crazy. Baby floppas sound like lasers and big floppas sound like lions but they dont maul anybody to death like bro seriously?

back to the topic where i ate a floppa it wasnt very yummmy so dont eat floppas and have them as pets. i have a floppa at my housed and he is so pretty.

anyway, floppas are cool