WTF is there to do in VA

Truthfully as a native of the state of Virginia , I can wholeheartedly confess that there is nothing to do here . Chile ................ When i tell you nothing I mean nothing , all the concerts are mainly in DC . If you're looking for me i'm burning ants with a magnifying glass , baby i'm trying to get flewed out all expenses paid for ( in the voice of Careesha AKA Yung Miami from the rap group the city girls ) .