BARBIE JUICE

ok ok so after work i went to hone bargaisn and they didn’t have any cactus red bull (which is conpletely the nicest thing in the world you should 200% try it) so i was so upset! like what was i gonna do? go thirsty and die? 

so anyway, after my disastrous discovery i was about to give it all up, lose hope and all and i saw this light shining towards me, i heard violins and harps and turned around to see where the light was coming from and it was…..

BARBIE JUICE CARTONS!

yes yes, this heavenly light emerging from the hands of god was coming from a juice carton. of course, out of curiosity and complete awe, i bought it and OH MY GOD it was absolutely AMAZING. even joshua wilby would drink this absolute elite nectar from jesus himself

anyway got to go eat dino nuggets bye bye bye <3

yours truly 

the ultimate girlblogger