Who would win in a mud wrestling match- the queen when she was in her 20s, or BoJo?

The queen was buff in her 20s. she was all up in the wars ass after all. Maybe not buff but you know. She was probably nimble. And she could clart mr Borris over the head with her crown.

On the other hand Borris is big and could maybe take her. He is also a slow thing, but it's all probably an act so people ignore how much of a tyrant he is?

If this were to happen, hypothetically, I'm not sure who would win. They would also have to bust out the royal g-strings, and they're probably buried deep in some sock drawer somewhere to hide from the press. Also what are the rules? Its not a fight to the death I don't think, that's maybe a bit cruel- so is it a three or a ten second hold- down?

You tell me!

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