old men rating

this has no context and i just wanted to post a blog entry

i'm going to rate old men from my shows to cause issues on purpose and because i have problems on my head:

Kujo Jotaro from JJBA Part 6 Stone Ocean: He's the definition of sopping wet pathetic. he's a divorced 50 year old man who left his daughter when she was young and came back and really wants her to go fishing with him. a solid 8/10 because he's a shit father but he tries at least.

Joseph Joestar from JJBA Part 4 Diamond is Unbreakable: Now. I know. I know. I'm not proud of this either, but i solemnly believe he is faking senility so he can continue to not be a productive member of society. 7/10 because he's a bad father and also i need to pretend i don't want old men

Reigen Arataka from MP100: he's just kinda ugly in the manga but bones yassed him and now i'm insane for Some Man that's a con artist. 10/10 i want him

Katsuya Serizawa from MP100: GORGEOUS BEAUTIFUL SWEET MAN. His tits are amazing he's so sweet i love him 20/10

That Old Guy Dimple Possesses In The Claw Arc And We All Agreed He Was Hot: not a lot to say. He was cute for a stink cloud. 8/10

Kyosuke Higuchi from Death Note: LISTEN. i'm not fucking joking when i say i'm obsessed with him. I have a full folder of him. He's insanely fucking ugly and i want him so bad. 10/10

DIO from JJBA Part 3 Stardust Crusader: he's perfect i think he put a tick on my forehead. I'd die for him if he asked me to. I think he would've been a great- ok-ish father if he survived Jotaro beating the shit outta him. 10/10 i'd suck the skin off his dick and i've said things about him that without doubt would put me in a mental institution.

My wrist hurts so i'm gonna stop now or before my little bit of honor and dignity leaves me.

this is all objective because i have terrible taste. i hope you all can forgive me