the phrase 'your mum' is laced with crack; a vent/confession

It's like a curse, I can't stop saying it even if i wanted to.

This one time I was in my agriculture class doing art for a project we had and one of my mates asked me a question, i think it was something like, "what are you doing" or, "what is that".

It was just muscle memory, after every question he asked (bcs there was like 4 questions he asked me after that one), i instantly replied with 'your mum'. after i apologised after the 3rd time of saying it, I promised I wouldn't say it again (AND I FUCKING MEANT IT, I SWEAR)

guess what my instant, first answer was? your mum.

it was so embarrassing, knowing that I simply could not control myself.

I have almost said it to my OWN MOTHER. (whom her mother died when she was 15) and i felt so guilty when I almost blurted it out.

NOT EVEN GOD OR SATAN THEMSELVES COULD STOP ME FROM SAYING IT, IT IS A TRUE PROBLEM AND I NEED HELP LMFAO.