Pick me girls

Pick me girls make me sick. Their voices are always so whiny and they disgust me. How can someone be so materialisticjwkaffsulkjhdf. Why do they have to look at other people like a hair in their bathroom shower?? I hope that they get lotion  in their eye and they step into a puddle on their way out of the house and that they drop their one dollar bill off of a pier and they wash a spoon and the water splashes all over them and when their riding a scooter it spins and bruises their ankles and that they get a bad hair day and their (insert sport of choice, usually volleyball) game gets canceled and they get rained on and that they fail their upcoming pop quizzes. Sincerely, em.