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First entry. Assetto Corsa pirate copypasta.

I've been here for half a year, it's about time I did one of these.

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS A COPYPASTA AND IS THUS SATIRE! I DO NOT CONDONE STEALING SHIT!

I fucking love pirating Assetto Corsa mods.
The joys I get from buying shitty overpriced car mods and distributing them for free through r/assettopirate with a Mega.nz link are close to orgasmic. I get literal, physical EUPHORIA from the knowledge that I am taking revenue away from disgusting toxic modders like LP Design and LossTunes. I've pirated so many by now - Jaskier's R32 sedan, LossTunes' R34 sedan, even the RPMotorsport Nissan March. I'm doing nothing wrong, because they're the ones selling LICENSED CARS that exist in REAL LIFE on Patreon and Fiverr without the manufacturer's permission.
 I've gone as far as cracking Content Manager to achieve my pirating highs. I would literally sacrifice my first-born child to Satan in order to keep pirating Assetto Corsa mods. Nothing and nobody can stop me. Fuck every single paid mod for Assetto Corsa. I'm going to pirate them all! EVERY ONE OF THEM!


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