*shakes cinnamon into bowl* "CINAMON"
"Moo juice"
"E G G - G I E"
"BUTTER GO BRRRRRR"
"floof powder"
"F I Y A H"
Authors note: I feel like he's somewhere in the neighborhood of what would happen if Steve rogers was frozen in ice until 2020, and was given a tik Tok account and a stack of recipes to catch up on. like he has the kitchen of a 60s house wife and cooks like he's going to kill somebody.
"Its terrible now, but I hope it turns out okay .......... just like children"
*to the cake* "IM SENDING YOU TO SUMMER CAMP" *puts cake in oven*
"a severe, unotherized, C U P, of mayonnaise!"
"You can use a mixer, I just use this to feel something."
"8 - 10 cups of powdered sugar." *goes to cabinet* ".....cups?? CUPS?!? Eight is the LOW end?!?"
*adressing the author of the recipe* "Not bad, dead people..."
(Source: Tumblr screenshot I found on Pinterest)
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