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She was a Sl** , she died

Whats up! This is Lana Lohan speaking, and I'm here.. Wait .. No.. I'm not here. Anyways!! She died! Lana Nicole Smith may rest in whatever shes resting in.. We have 3 friends of hers today to get describe their relationship with her! We have.. Miss Meghan, Miss Mackenzie and Miss Kayla Stoner!! This event was sponsored by Roblox!


Ladies, tell me the first time you met Lana.

Miss Meghan - ' She was a sl*t... She died... When I met Lana in high school she was like.. I don't wanna sound rude but she looked like a naked mole rat, she was bald with like- no hair and no friends. Her teeth were GONE. Anyways the time I met her was when I caught her and her ex together in the bathrooms.. But that's a story for another time. '

Miss Mackenzie - ' The time I met Lana was honestly very memorable. I don't think I'll ever forget it. I was walking to my nearest 7-11 to buy some snacks cause I was hungry. I walk in and she comes up all aggressively. She was all like ' You need to leave, this is my territory , you need to leave NOW. ' And I was really scared and thought was some crazy mental patient who ran away. She told me ' I PEED in here, can you smell it? I peed, which means this place is mine !!' I kinda just hightailed it out of there. The next time we met was at the vloggies but thats a story for a different time.' 

Miss Kayla - ' Ok '

Thank you ladies! Next up we have our performance for Lana Nicole Smith! 

'We're playing this game in memory of Lana Erotica' 



Well, that's the end of this episode! See ya later rats <3


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