why u should 100% percent be friends with me

hey yall, I definitely need more spacehey friends so these are my reasons to f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶ persuade you to well be my friend of course. 1: I have great taste in music and if any of yall have music recommendations ill definitely listen to them no matter what. 2: I'm a great person to have a conversation with and can easily be one of your best online friends. I'm just a great person. PLEASE. 3: I'm not pushy or demanding. like if u dont wanna be my friend, thats cool but you're missing out on well everything and you know i would never guilt trip you or force you to do anything. but like yeah. 4: For any of you formal internet users out there, I can be quite the sophisticated person. I would love to touch on any literacy topics including Shakespeare but mostly I love to socialize on the Macbeth play. That's my all time favourite and the only one I actually paid attention in class for. 5: If you're still reading this, BE MY FRIEND IM BEGGING YOU. PLEASE. P-LEASE. ANYONE IDC ANYMORE IM DESPERATE. anyway thanks for reading and please considerate hitting that request button but if u dont then uh idk then u dont. :>