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My vampire traits

My vampire traits (as a Vampirekin):


- Way more active at night
- Sleeps during the day
- "Its too bright in here"
- Bites and chews on everything in sight (oral fixation :')"
- Gay (vampires have no gender or sexuality construct, I have concluded)
- "I need more sunblock"
- Obsessed with blood in every way 
- Maybe not the wisest ever, but definitely wiser than the shitheads around me
- Connected to wolves (dracula)
- Looked down upon by the average human
- Naturally dark features and fair skin
- Favorite era was the Victorian era
- Back pain of a 100 year old
- Always been obsessed with the idea of love and romance
-  Always loved and wanted to be a vampire since I was a child

My human traits (as an ~apparently~ biological human):

- Fucking loves pizza

<<Note: traits not relating to the popular image of a vampire does not make you invalid as a vampirekin. Vampires, like humans, come in infinite forms and no two fiends are the same!>>


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my friend was reading this, and they made fun of you, but i think that's super mean. they also said they hate trans people (even tho they are a trans lesbian and listen to weezer and therefore is a virgin and will be forever.)


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this was a rollercoaster to read im not even gonna lie

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n1k0l41

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huh i might b vampirekin too!!! i never rlly thought abt it b4 but i totally relate to so many of these :?


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i found out through tumblr! Theyre kinda like non-animal therians

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