Someone Stole My Stomach - Gibby Gibson

Wow, that works much better in person than in blog form. Oh well. So I went down to my fave music store today, Parasite Records & Books, to buy the new David Archuleta album Looks like that band BackFlesh STOLE a pic of my stomach and used it as their new album cover! I can tell it's MY stomach because of the depth of the belly button. No one has that deep of a navel besides me! I am so mad. You can't just steal someone's stomach!!! Here's what really bothers me about this whole ordeal... 1) I didn't even know BackFlesh existed anymore. I wish a more current band would have used my stomach. :( 2) How could they even have a "Greatest Hits" CD when they ONLY HAVE ONE SONG?!? Click HERE to hear it for yourself... (Great, now I'm going to have "Take Me Back" stuck in my head all day.) 3) Why would they use a picture of my stomach when the band is clearly named BACKFlesh!?! I guess rock bands are NOT very good at brand marketing. 4) I don't even take my shirt off anymore! That's so not my "thing" these days --I've moved on to being the guy who announces himself when he walks into a room, like so... "GIBBEEEHHH!!!!" 5) Worst of all, I didn't even get to go to a REAL beach for this picture! It's from that Kelly Cooper movie we did for iCarly. It's just a green screen! So now I'm going to sue BackFlesh for a trip to a REAL beach and an autographed copy of this CD! That'll show 'em! Gibby out.