Silly ass cat tries to snuggle with mason jar full of oil

Me grandad's been too lazy to toss out this mason jar full of oil in a proper manner so it's been sitting in the driveway for about a year. I was chilling with my cat after washing the outside of the jar and she goes up to snuggle it for some fuckin reason and damn near pushes the jar off the ledge and breaks it. I'd fuckin kill my grandad if I had to clean up dirty motor oil and broken glass from the driveway.