Get Spencer to Crush More Stuff! - Sam Puckett

Hey, it's me Sam. Okay, so I've been sitting here eating beef jerky since yesterday and I think it's making me a little kooky. After about the third bag, I got this insane idea: Spencer MUST crush this Betty Dream Vehicle next Friday on iCarly! But here's the thing... Spencer said he's willing to use his sledgehammer to crush the stupid Dream Vehicle, but he needs MOTIVATION. He wants to make sure the iCarly viewers WANT to see it crushed -- badly. So here's the plan. Here's what you need to do NOW... (1) Go to the iSnaps page and look at Spencer's Sculpture Gallery -- then COMMENT on his sculptures... AND tell him to CRUSH THE DREAM VEHICLE. (If Spencer sees TONS of comments, he might just do it!) (2) Find all of our past iCrush it Videos (Hint: There are 3 of them -- "The Cell Phone," "The Camcorder," and "The Jack in the Box.") Watch them. If tons of you do this, we can show Spencer that our fans LOVE seeing him crush stuff, and THEN he will CRUSH THE DREAM VEHICLE! (3) Go listen to the song, "Our Time Now" by the Plain White T's on the iSongs page. But here's the important part: You HAVE TO listen to it FOUR times. It's one of Spencer's favorite songs, and he told Freddie if enough of the iCarly fans listen to the song, he will CRUSH THE DREAM VEHICLE! (I don't understand the logic either, but just go to the iSongs page and listen to the song already. Four times -- don't forget!!) (4) Read all of Spencer's blogs (below). He said, "If they read my blogs, I will crush the Dream Vehicle in return." After you read Spencer's blogs, TEXT US and tell us your favorite! (Click HERE to text us.) I think if YOU, the iCarly fans, do ALL of the above, Spencer WILL crush the Betty Dream Vehicle. BUT, just in case, I made a little bet with him. Spencer always says it's impossible to lick your own elbow. I can't do it, but I know there are people out there who CAN. So, send in a video of YOU licking your elbow -- 'cuz if we prove him wrong, he PROMISES to crush it! Now do everything I said and soon you will see, on the iCarly.com home page, Spencer CRUSH this stupid Betty Dream Vehicle. So come on -- DO IT. You know you wanna see it crushed by Spencer's gigantic hammer!!! We all do!!! --Sam