i hate kroger

last week i was in kroger with my mother and locked eyes with a lemon sitting on display, i stared at this lemon for what felt like days while my mother desperately tried to free me from this lemon induced paralysis. i was thinking about whether you can eat a lemon and eventually my train of thought derailed and i ended up conceptualizing a full plot to overthrow the north korean government. im tempted to see it through, i hate that kim guy. his sisters pretty hot though