the universe is speaking to me

the universe is telling me to sober the fuck up. i was on one of my regular t breaks and figured i might as well make it last until april but instead i just went back to not being sober a couple days back from my trip to toronto. last night i went out to hang with a bunch of folks and then go back to my brothers place and just chill (not a sober night) and i gathered up all my remaining weed and put it in a glass vial thing. i also brought my glass pipe in the shape of a pickle and my flask. me and roomies went to a ridiculously white bar that played my dads music, which is fine but not my kinda vibe for a night out drinking/smoking. all 3 of those things were in the same pocket and all dropped out. flask is fine bc its metal but the other 2 (glass) items dont exist anymore and more than anything im just kinda sad about the pipe since i got some fun memories kinda involving it. thats the first sign the universe wants me sober. sign #2 is i scraped up everything from the weed plate (if you dont use a weed plate youre a loser trust me) and smoked from the roomies bong but i ended up lighting my hair on fire o_o (i still finished the bowl) either way it looks like im on another t break a lot sooner than i thought id be but im choosing to listen to the universe and just not gonna think about getting un-sober for a while.