sandvika (a city in norway) (funny accidents go brrr)

me and a friend were planning to go to sandvika just to get dog collars cuz they fucking rule, we didnt rlly have stuff planned out we just knew that we were gonna go at some point.

many weeks/days later we found out that hes starting at my school :D witch is obv hella cool, cuz of that we decided to go like right after school to sandvika on friday.

we didnt rlly know what buss went there so we just went by instinct and it surprisingly worked, he didnt have a ticket rlly so we both got a free pass (even tho I had one) while sitting on the buss we talked abb dumb humour stuff when their pepsi fell and almost escaped the buss D:, it was funny tho, and they did get to save it.

when we arrived the first thing we did was go and get something to drink cuz I was "dying" of dehydration AND I FOUND THE MONSTER NITRO!!!! i newer find good monsters in norway, its hella good 10/10 and looks like acid (or snot, as my friend calls it) I forgot to mention it earlier but he had with him a scooter so we had to lock that one a place before we left to the mall. istg we looked like the homeless ppl compared to everyone else there

it didnt take to long till we arrived at the mall and obv the first thing we did there was go to the pet store, we didnt rlly know what to do since it awkward buying a animal thing for urself, so we acted like if we had dogs and cats ourselves.(I have 2 cats so ig i didnt need to lie abb that) I wished they had more to choose from but meh its alright. they bought a black cat collar with a silver bell (they were gonna buy a blue one as well but didnt) and I bought a red cat collar with a black belt and a red dog collar. while I was talking abb buying a collar a old lady randomly came up to me and was like "that one looks rlly nice" I was constantly thinking "dId ShE kNoW???" she probably didnt but still. We also looked if they had any rats but they didnt :(. when we were going to the cashier I noticed they had hella cool name tags so I just had to buy one! I think cuz of my name/nickname (ghost) isnt rlly human so it was believable that it was for a dog. it was all also pretty surprisingly cheap.

there used to be a boba shop pretty close to the pet shop so we went to see if its still there counting it looked like it was taken down last time I was there, and surprisingly it was still there but this time super advanced and new, like it didnt look like a cheap set up anymore. 

they had:
menu panels

a lot bigger working space

way bigger like order place

a tv where they show the number 

actual places to sit

the place wasnt scrunched up anymore so u didnt have to wait in long lines. i bet they got a whole lot of money since boba got popular, cuz it rlllly looked like a cheap place before.

we got ourself some boba and decided to try out the collars, they got the cat collar to fit but mine was to small :( so I decided to pull out the dog collar instead buuuuuuuut ppl, I hate people.

we decided to go into the unisex bathroom cuz its rlly big so we both fit and no one will shame u for going into the males bathroom while u look like a fucking twink.

we locked ourself in and for a good while instead of putting on the collar we kept laughing over gay sex jokes (cuz two guys going into same bathroom) 

it was even better when we actually put the collars on cuz the name tag was so hard to get on so we would say shit like 

"just push harder"

"oh no its to big"

"its gonna rip"

and so on LMFAO

we finally got it on but cuz of all our dumb jokes we "pretended" that one died from fucking which made us litarly die from laughter as it is a public bathroom.

obv when u laugh real hard u dont control urself so i hit  my nose rlllly hard against a dryer thing with a fucking septum, but the adrenaline from it was so strong that it didnt rlly hurt I was just in shock.

after laughing even more cuz i hurt myself, we went outside of the building to check if I rlly fucked up.

literary first time in like 7 yrs or something I got a nose bleed, it was light but still something. i got some ironman themed paper to dry it away then decided to just wear the thin septum so my nose wouldt be in pain.

we went inside again and just hanged out, (I dont remember what was first but idc) we went to søstrene grene (a "hobby" store ig idk) and got sewing stuff to finish our patch/crust pants, also some safty pins and a pair of rlly cool scissors.

right outside the store there r like these kid stuff, I dont remember the name but stuff u put coins into like we had a unicorn and a car so if u put money in it it moves(dont think I ever knew the name of them lol) annyways when we payed and got out we for a good couple minutes just sat on those, I had the car and he had the unicorn. I didnt rlly want my monster anymore since I bought a big boba so my friend decided it would be a good idea to hell the rest of my monster into his (it was the same one so no mixing lol) at the end we for some reason thought it was smart to sit in the car together, my ass was floating at that point dehdbfghdjsajsdcvbj tiny seat.

we were alitle in mye morro (a very small carnival/Halloween store) it just has alot of weird stuff, we originally went there to see if they had any cool looking lighters but sadly not buuuuuuuut they had a new edition of "hard cola pp gummies" (its exactly what u think it is) this time im pretty sure they were floppy and a general fruit gummy flavour, we didnt buy them tho.

we also went to normal(a health shop that also has alot of other cool stuff) to look for gem stones which they hadnt, but since normal is normal there were like 3 sections with american candy and snacks :P yum. I bought gummy burgers lol (yes america is actually an "aesthetic" thing in Scandinavia, like we got own american stores, american restaurants and some stores have american sections) we ended up sitting outside of the store and eating gummies ;PP got alot of weird stares but ig it makes sense when two punks sit on the floor eating fake burgers with mf collars. 

we finally decided that we had been there long enough and planned to get back home.

on the way back we saw the back of 2 rlly cool looking ppl so we completely forgot abb the scooter. my friend realised that he actually knows one of the ppl so we ended up chatting with them.

3 off us where just adhd crazy and talking abb how hyper a mix between sugar and caffeine mixed with adhd and getting high of being with friends makes u lmao, the 4th person was just looking at us like "how r they even human" in the middle of a convo we remembered my friends scooter so we straight up ran over to where it was locked, when we ran back again I have no idea what happened but I somehow tripped and did a whole ass flip and landed on my back, I fell pretty hard so my first instinct was to check if my computer was ok (since we went right after school I still had my backpack) it somehow survived my whole ass body slamming on it. we ran back since "nothing rlly happened" so when we returned to the cool ppl my friend noticed that I was bleeding so I looked and apparently I fucked up my knee pretty badly without even noticing it, probably the adrenaline.

it was getting pretty late and he had to catch the train and I the buss so we broke apart just for the ending, I ended up taking the same buss as one of the other ppl so that was nice, I got their discord and all now and since their 3d year at highschool(18) I can get life advice B) their also planning to give me a moose jaw which is hella cool.

anyway my knee is rlly crusty and nose still hurts but other then that, fun day