Jinx x Lucy fic

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy. Lucy was a huge, HUGE simp and she was dyng for a big tiddy goth gf. She went to her school called, "Spacehey Academy" and she met a girl named Jinx. Jinx was a very southern girl. She has 2000 piercing which covered her neck and below, she loved listening to a band with crappy autotune (aka: 3OH!3), and she ate nothing but crystals. When she made a "chocolate" sandwich, the bread was rose quartz and the chocolate was tiger's eye, even though it looked more like caramel but idc. Anyways, Lucy took one look at them and she fell HARD. She screamed, "HELLOOO NURSE!" and jumped into Jinx's arms. Jinx said, "nipple". By saying tht, she melted Lucy's heart into two. It flowed out of Lucy's ear into the floor. Jinx said, "NIPPLE!!!" and the ambulance immediately came. Jinx traveled w/her to the hospital. Jinx looked at Lucy and their eyes widened. Jinx thought,"WOAHH SHE'S SO PRETTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bi panic bi panic bi panic". The doctors in the ambulance looked at Jinx, who was beet red, and immediately thought, "yep, they're gay". Then, they arrived at the hospital. Lucy woke up in the bed and Jinx was looking at her with the same eyes as Luz did when Amity kissed her. And Jinx was blushing alot. Jinx noticed tht they had woke up and immediately tried to act normal. Lucy said, "oh, hey Jinx! Thank you so much for calling the doctors. I thought I wanna gonna die back there-" Jinx's heart started pound out of her chest. Jinx said,"n- n- NIPPLE!" then ran out of the room in a gay panic. Lucy was confused. Then, Jesus teleported into the room. Lucy was like WHATT?. Then Jesus said, "Yo, hey Lucy! I came down here to tell u tht Jinx think's ur rlly cute and hot and she has the BIGGEST crush on you. You guys are destined to be together forever". Lucy, bewildered, said, "Why are you coming down here to tell me this???". Jesus said, "Someone put a curse on here, long ago, to make her only able to say the word, nipple. If you truly love her and u kiss her. She will be able to say stuff again." Lucy said, "aight thx God." Jesus said, "yw homie" then he teleports back to Heaven, gets some popcorn, and watches the fruit form. Jinx walks back into the room and says," *sigh* nipple". Lucy says, "Dude wht was tht about. WAIT I KNOW! YOU'RE SIMPING FOR ME!!!". Jinx screams, flustered, "N-N- NIPPLE!! NIPPLENIPPLE!!". Then, Lucy stands up and walks towards Jinx. Jinx is frozen in a fruity panic. Lucy kisses her. Then, Jinx says," AAAAAAAAAAAA!! LUCY!! YOU'RE- YOU- AAAA". Lucy says, "I'm your gf.". Then, when they are 23, it's time for their wedding. The priest says, "Lucy, do you take Jinx as your wife and promise to love them forever?". Lucy said, "I do!". "Jinx, do you take Lucy as your wife and promise to love them forever?". Jinx said, "NIPPLE! Just kidding, I DO!". The priest says, "You may now kiss ur wife". Then, they kissed for 48 hrs. They had 5 kids, they were named Jinx, Lucy, Jinx, Lucy, and Child #5.