Life is fun

Honestly, fuck being a woman. Like why do we bleed for a solid week on end out of our vaginas??? Why?? Cause today I ran out of stupid tampons and pads so all I had was panty liners. I was nearing the end of my period and thought I would be fine so I didn’t worry about it. Got to work and felt a small trickle but ignored it. That was a mistake, because around noon it is not comfy in my nether regions. When I take my lunch break all hell has broken loose in my pants so I have to use my only break time to go to target and purchase cotton to stuff in my blood hole so I don’t leak all over myself for the rest of my shift. I will now be filing a lawsuit against my own body because this shit is fuckin jank.