This skit is brought to you by a bad cook.

"Its okay!" Said Pinocchio. "This time I'm going to fry the egg perfectly!"

And sure enough, his nose was sporting an erection bigger than the empire state building.

That fried egg was seasoned with eggshells, it was undercooked on the top, burned to a crisp on the bottom, and the yolk wasn't remotely round.

Pinocchio was a terrible cook, but his nose was a long, and Snow White wanted breakfast.

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