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Now that I've been 24 years old for a month, here are some very true and accurate observations:
- I dress like shit;
- I look like absolute garbage;
- I am constantly gassy and fart more than a middle aged dad;
- I am getting uglier by the second and I genuinely mean it;
- I am fat as fuck;
- I am getting dumber by the second;
- I am developing a hunchback from slouching;
- My memory is ass;
- One of my shoulder blades is kinda hurting;
- My posture is ass;
- I am developing the music taste of a middle aged man;
The good stuff for some optimism:
- I can decently cook;
- I like to degrade men and act like their mistress;
- I am still romance trash;
- I unironically talk yo my friends about cooking;
- Not a complete fossil yet;
So yeah, hope I scared anyone who read this tomfuckery.
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