on Worms

All worms are gummy worms, if you’re a cannibal or perhaps some kind of vampire.  Are you a cannibal or perhaps some kind of vampire?  If so, what’s your deal, and why do you eat worms?  I don’t think cannibals or vampires are actually supposed to do that.  Did you think they were?  Did they not teach you how these things work in cannibal and vampire school?  Is cannibal and vampire school one school that teaches both groups, or are you referring to a cannibal school and a separate, unrelated vampire school?  Who would be funding, constructing, teaching, or attending either of those schools?  Is ‘either’ the right word to use in this case, or am I actually referring to three things, and not two?  I have so many questions.