Day 1

Welcome to day one of this fabulous shit show! This is the blog where I'm going to keep my daily diary entries .  Since it's only my 3rd period I'm just going to talk about my morning. 

My day started as it does every morning does, my mom wakes me up at 6 and I go to take the first piss of the day. Since I decided to stay up till 3 am I took a 15 minute nap break before getting yelled at once again to actually get ready. Apparently, my mom was feeling extra merciful today and stopped to get us tacos. After listening to my SOTD 3 times we dropped off my sister who, may I add, was more edgy today than usual; no  seriously, she looked like *rawr XD* personified and she's 11.

 I made it to school ( finally gahd damn, bro these cars in traffic were assholes today I had to flick on off no one disrespects my mama) anyway, once the bell rang my friend gave me the "no balls" threat to throw a full water bottle across the hall which I did and then later regretted. I finished wiping the water from my dumb-assery and went to my first class. Nothing too epic today since we had a sub, so I spent the rest of it making this account. Then I had math, easy peasy  lemon squeezy, which is weird since that class kicks my ASS bro.

After math I went to lunch, me and the s q u a d sat outside in the humid ass rain. The wind was a bitch today and apparently there's a hail and tornado warning, fuck TX weather. Now here I am, watching clips of classic Disney movies in 3rd period writing about my silly little life on a silly little website for silly little strangers living their own silly little lives. Damn this diary shit is soothing, now I understand why I like reading Diary of a Wimpy kid so much. Alright, well ill ttyl diary, see ya <3