batman.

Okay, i gotta say it bruce waynes an emo. you cant prove me wrong, im completely correct. 

reasons for this : he wears black eye shadow around his eyes like an emo, he calls himself batman, he has the emo trim, he acts and talks like your average emo but a bit more aggressive.

if i was asked to summarise the new batman movie i would probably say:
its a long ass movie about a hot emo finding his true batself, helping people cuz hes a g, finally kissing a really hot girl and becoming besties with gordon. 

Also why did they downgrade the characters. like the riddle aint even hot anymore cuz in gotham the riddler looked well sexc and now he looks like a plum and thats not even the worst of it. bruh poor penguin tho he was turned into an ugly melon whose a pussy. like no my guy dies like 3 times and froze the evil freezer man and fell inlove with the riddler like give penguin a personality jeez. one more thing, cat women. shes hot but come one whyd they make her seem like a pussy. cuz in gotham she handles herself wonderfully and was not scared of everything and she certainly didnt need the batman to save her all the time.

but overall i enjoyed the movie even tho it was about an emo but it is what it is. ADD THE JOKER PLEASE.


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