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that deadass happened today. her grandma is okay (stable), but yeah my coworker found out her gma crashed otw to pick her up like 5 minutes before she was supposed to clock out and mmm yeah she got like 15 minutes of overtime bc she ran to the bathroom crying (manager was literally the meme "go ahead and clock out for me"). 

then i see my other coworker. im thinking he's just hungover because it's 10am on a sunday. nah bro got into a fistfight w some dude and he's got black eye (didn't see at first). my empath skills told me he wasn't feeling alright when he went to the bathroom every 10 minutes to throw up. so he left because everyone told his ass "yo you might have a fucking concussion or brain bleed, please don't die on the clock." so yeah we kinda got screwed a little bit because he was a closer. but also i was worried for mans because he refused to go to the doctor because he was scared his parole officer would find out. sir, if you die they'd find out too. goofy. 

and then my fave coworker lowkey overdosed on tylenol-3's and was loopy as shit because she was on her period so ma'am was working slow as hell and being all sorts of weird today, but it's alright we all have those days. 

anyways some dude hit on me and didn't even tip me (annoying). another lady threw her splenda's at one of us and cussed us out (rude), then we watched her get into a verbal argument with some random person outside (funny). she was not having a good day today (bad bc she did all of this in front of her two young children so also unfortunate). 

I rate today a 6/10 only because my car didn't break down, -4 because everyone else had a bad day but today was a Vulpex Supremacy day. 

amen thanks for coming to my ted talk