TOILET RANT

i MY TOILWT IS STILL CLOGGED IM TAKING SHIT OUTSIDE HELP ME GOD WHY IS MY TOILET SENSITIVE I FUCKING HATE IT. THIS WHOLLE WEEK I WAS PRAYING MY TOILET DOESNT CLOG BC IM HOME ALONG ANF IT DOES IT WHEN I TAKE THE SMALLEST SHIT EVER!!!!!!!!! IM GOING TO TRY THE PLUNGER AGAIN TONIGHT BUT IF IT DOESNT WORK SUICIDE IS ME NEXT OOPTION ONG